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| Date Added: August 04, 2009 04:53:57 PM | |
| Author: CREDIT CRUNCH or BUST! | |
| Category: Blogs: Business | |
Indeed, depressing and gloomy times, however the sunny side of the street is where I like to be, so I thought I’d share an amusing solution to the problem with those of you that have a sense of humour! For those of you that don’t have a sense of humour, might I suggest you borrow one (should be easier to do than getting a bank loan these days) before reading on……… They say (don’t know who ‘they’ are but who cares) two things make the world go round, money and sex and the above delight combines the two! As the whole world now knows what a bunch of w****rs bankers really are I feel we can talk freely! Clearly, having someone else doing the handy work has always the better scenario if you’re a city w****r, and this way there’s no need to lie to the wife – just another HARD day at the office dear but its ok Svetlana gave me a hand!!!. At Abbeys Orchids Londons finest escort agency, we have the most stunning models from London and around the world, (however if you wanted Svetlana, she’s busy in the City!) all available (except Svetlana) for incall and outcall in Central London and the major London Airport area’s. Now I can hear you thinking, hang on…….Credit Crunch….Escort Agency……..Isn’t that more about ball crunching than credit crunching? No, its about credit crunching. As Svetlana is busy at Barclays, we at Abbeys have come up with a little gem for all gentlemen not gainfully employed by Barclays. The ‘lunch-timespecial’and the ‘tea-time treat’. Why spend half an hour waiting to be served in your local trendy eatery for food that’s never worth the money and only occasionally satisfying (on those days when you’re terribly hung over and can only manage a pint of coke and a few lettuce leaves anyway!) when you can call us and in the same lunch hour you could be totally satisfied and grab a great sarnie on the way back to the office with time to eat it and no extra cost? A major part of beating the economic downturn is ensuring that wealth/money is moved around, we work - we get paid - and we in turn pay for our goods and services - who in turn pay for their goods and services. The politicians tell us (thank you Mr Prime Minister) that we ordinary folk need to keep our small, local businesses booming. So the way I see it is, here’s your chance to support the oldest sole proprietor business in the world! So support your local community and do your bit to help beat the recession whilst doing some great cardio-vascular exercising in your lunch-hour. What a good citizenly way to spend your midday rest hour… Ladies, do you think you have what it takes to become an elite escort? We interview lots of ladies but only those we consider the best make it onto our books, see our section on Employment for further information. • Finally and most importantly, lets not forget you our clients, we value your feedback and comments. Abbeys Orchids - Today London – Tomorrow the World www.abbeysorchids.com: +44 759 333 2 666 |
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